Zara Muskurade-06
By
Rehan kausar
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Jante Ho TAJMAHAL Banane Se Pahele WahaPe Kya Tha?
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Bilkul Aise Hi Khaali Jagah Thi.
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Life me Hamesha
Haste Raho
Muskurate Raho
Gaate Raho
Gungunate Raho
Taki Aapko Dekh K
Logo ko Pata hi Nahi Lage
K Aap
'SHAADI SHUDA HO.'
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BV-Chirag Le K Bhi Dhondoge
To Bi Puri Duniya Me Muj Jaisi BV Nai milegi
Pati-Tumne Kese Socha K
Dusri Baar Bi Tumhare Jesi BV Hi Dhondonga.
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Suna he ki Aap gaye the unki gali me..
Bole dil se dil laga Lo
Jab dekha unki mummy ko to bole-
"Jute,chappal polish kara Lo"
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Srdar ki glfrnd romentic mood me:ajj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aajao?
Sardar: tu mere ghar aaja,mere ghar sab log hai.
Tera man lag jaega...!
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BOY-Whats ur name?
GIRL-Amitabh bachan ko dhakka maro
BOY-wat
Girl- PUSH PAA
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Jab Deep Jale Aana,
Jab Shaam Dhale Aana,
Jab Deep Jale Aana,
Jab Shaam Dhale Aana,
Adress Na Mile To, Wapas Chale Jana..!
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God Askd me:Wht do u Wnt-A Million $ or Tru FrNd?
I Said Milion $
B practical Yaar! True frnd toh tu hai hi! Paisa aane de
Mil Kar Udayenge..
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Raat ka time tha, 1 ladki so rhi thi,
Achanak 1 ladka uske pass aaya,
Uski chadar hatai or uska haath pakad kr bola-
DIDI MUJE
susu JANa hai...
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Usne Muje Raat ko Qabarustan Me Akela Chor Diya
Ye Keh Kr K
Pyar Kiya to Darna Kya
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Techer-Baccho Jinda Rhne K liye Kya zaruri H?
Boy-Itna B Nhi pta Sir
-Jinda Rhne K liye Teri kasam
1Mulaqat Zaruri H Sanam
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Frndshp Means:
U Happy, I Happy.
U Sad, I Sad.
U Cry, I Cry.
U Laugh, I Laugh.
U jump down frm building, I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak Dhinchak...!!!
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Hum apko satate rahenge
Marte dum tak msg karte rahenge
Or jis din msg nai aya samajh lena
"Us din govrnmnt holiday hai Or msg free nahi hai
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Santa to policeman-YEh Har taraf Q likha hai
Gaadi Dhire Chalo?
PoliceMan-Bcoz Yaha DuR DuR tak Koi Hospital nahi h.
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Hum aapko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hai,hr baat dil me chupaye rakhte hai, na jane kab aap T.V pr aajaye,isiliye din raat "cartoon network" lagaye rakhte hai..!
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Ek Dum Latest Aur Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..
Boy- Xcuse Me
Girl- G Kahiye
Boy- Mere Hone Wale Baccho Ki Taraf Se Aapko
Happy Mother's Day..
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Duniya me 1 Waqt aisa aayega Jab Saari Dunyia par?hindustaniyun?
ki Hakumat hogi?Kyun K baqi Insan Taraqqi Kar k Chand Par Ja Chukey hoge.
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LOFER aur OFFER me kya fark H
Agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kare to LOFER
aur koi ladki
ladke ko prpose kare to OFFER.
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Khuda kare aapko"JUDAI"na mile .
kabhi bhi "TANHAI"na mile
mujhe sms na karo to kuch aisa ho K mosam ho sardi ka or tumhe "RAZAI"na mile
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30+29+28+27+26+ 25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10 =_____? Ye calculation karke Dekho, Aapka Naam
Likha Aayega.
Really.
Joke
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Wife-janu, kash aap sms hote,main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti, Husband- kanjus, save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti.
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Dil ki rahon k yaar ho tum, mohabbat ki fizao k bahar ho tum,meri dubi naav ki patwar ho tum,bas itna bata do dost kis PAGALKHANE se farar ho tum?...
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Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti haiMagar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti haiAur Vo hai Mummy Ki chapal.
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Garmi aa gayi hai mere dost
sir pe gila aur thanda kapda rkhna,
Barf lagate rhna,
Dimag pe suraj ki aag mat padne dena,
kyonki
BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKADTA HAI.
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In an Old Man's Shirt written a cute sentence:
''I Am Not 60 Years Old,
I'm Sweet 16 with 44 yrs Experience"
Thats Attitude
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KAASH kabhi aisa din bi aye,
Koi hume msg kre,
aur hum reply karke bole-
"oye DON'T
DISTURB , I M STUDYING"
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1 Taxi me driver ke seat ke peeche likha tha,
Bharat ki Sanskruti se pura Vishv seekhta hai,
Sabhyta se baithiyega, Kaanch mein sab dikhta hai.
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What is the Moral of Movies?
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fana
Awarapan
And
Titanic
Think
K Larkiyon k Chakkar Main Jo Para wo kutte ki maut mara..
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